i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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