I molested 6 butterflies tonight
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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