Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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