found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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