so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
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She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
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Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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