How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
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