What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
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