90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
why is half of my head shaved?
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