i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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