The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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