Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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