I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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