my sisters under your porch take her home
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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