make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I had to cum in my sink.
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