She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I have post one night stand depression
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