Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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