Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Never let your siblings swipe right.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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