How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
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I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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