is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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