Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Randomize
