looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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