well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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