Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
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