whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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