omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
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I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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