Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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