How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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