But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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