The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
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What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
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I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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