You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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