there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
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My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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