I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
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