I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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