How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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