was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
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fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
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Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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