I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
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There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
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Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
My life is pants optional.
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