scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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