Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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