Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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