how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
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i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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