why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
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She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
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"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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