Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
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