Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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