went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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