Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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