I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
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