The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I just found a bag of teeth...
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If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
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The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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