so that wasnt chicken after all
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
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Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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