C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
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He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
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He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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