I love black thongs
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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