quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
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I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Tornado booty call.. dedication
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
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I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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