barbara walters just said penis...
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
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The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
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That's how pantless uber rides happen
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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