I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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