Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
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My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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