He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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