you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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