no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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